Shaded Enmity - Like Prayers on Deaf Ears
It's been a while since I've posted (I've had a fucking busy month!) but in honor of Halloween, I wanted to turn you onto some sweet, shredding metal I've recently stumbled across: Washington's Shaded Enmity.
First off, let's just get the album cover out of the way. Hey Shaded Enmity- a billion shitty vegan mosh bands from 1996 called. They want their crappy, photoshopped album cover back.
Okay, now that that's over with, let me be the first to tell you that the album cover is the single thing about this album that isn't cranked to a billion with the knob fucking pulled off.
Want proof?
LOOK AT THESE GUYS:
THOSE GUYS MEAN FUCKING BUSINESS!
I mean... fuck! Where do I begin??? This record shreds so hard I almost can't fit it inside my face.
There. That's my fucking review of this record. I mean, what the fuck else can I say about it? This record is perfect. I can't gush enough. I've been rocking it near constantly for days now. It's EXACTLY what I want a metal record to do. Let's do the checklist:
1) Vocals don't suck. In fact, they're pretty good.
2) Riffs are just a messy pile of chugging, they've actually got some pretty catchy melody to them.
3) They are fast as fuck. Zero to 60 in about a fucking microsecond fast.
4) No stupid deathcore breakdowns.
5) No stupid mall-metal singing.
6) Windmill headbanging.
7) Record doesn't sound like total ass.
8) When they let up, even for a second, you totally know it's just so that they can recharge to come blasting back with some ridiculous shredding.
9) Speaking of, see the above picture.
10) They're clearly talented dudes, but manage to keep the showing off to a minimum, instead, working the techy stuff into the songs in interesting ways that actually keeps the momentum of the songs going which, to reiterate...
11) is super fucking fast.
12) And last but not least, lyrics about fucking battles, mythology, and religion sucking instead of being stabbed in the back, hating women, being sad, or whatever other eye rolling topic too many bands write about.
So yeah. If you want to rock to some horn-throwing, Christpunching metal this Halloween, have I got a band for you. Please support this band, now.
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